The story of Detective Paulus and Miss Hot Water part 2

(An old detective narrative starts everything is in B&W)

-The landlord is advised…

-I just wish he could stop starring at my boobs…

-Awkward…

-He calls a professional…

-He should be there in a few hours…

-The hours pass…

-I start to wonder if he’ll ever show up…

-But then, thank the lord above, he arrives…

-My hopes are dashed by an overall

-Nooooo, nooooo…

-No hairy butt crack to laugh at…

-I despair…

-But the despair doesn’t last…

-This saviour of a plumber is dimwitted…

-The moment he opened his mouth I knew…

-That was going to be fun…

The story of Detective Paulus and Miss Hot Water

(An old detective narrative starts everything is in B&W)

-6:15 I’m at my desk…

-A strange hissing sound reaches my ears…

-It’s from that corner…I wonder…

-My investigative instinct is still asleep…

-Then a knock on my door…

-It’s Miss Water…HOT WATER…

-I can feel it…it’s coming from my toes…

-It’s wet…

-My 8th sense tells me it not good…

-I try to reason with Miss Hot Water…

-But she keeps on crying…

-My only other weapon…a towel…

-It helps but the crying needs to stop…

-I cannot stand this downpour of tears…

-Then I remember…

-The valve!!! Yes I must find it…

-I must shut it …

-Hooray!

-The crying stops the hissing stops…

-My ears and mind can relax…

-As I look at Miss Water I remember…

-She and my partner E. Lectricity don’t get along…

-Damn…

-I must ask him to leave…Now!!!

-All is calm now…

-What a way to start the day…

-At least I can start thinking straight…

-The job at hand…

-Finding a professional…To help me fix this mess…

…To be continued…

Within

Solace in play,

Solace in smiles.

I do not want to forget,

I do not want to loose.

I want to be amazed,

I want the innocence,

I want to smile at the sky.

I imagine magic,

I imagine caves and castles,

I see the dragon flying.

From within I see a world,

I make it my own,

I let the sun rise and fall behind my eyes.

I smile.

I-Am-Gold 2008

It’s cartwheel time people…all together now!!!